For Gods Sake Go Wash Your F-ing Hands!

Bryan Fulton | World Renowned Casino Dealer

Casino GERMS!

Please Pass The Hand Sanitizer!

Wanna be grossed out?

Public nose picking is nothing new, you see grumpy old men digging for gold all the time in line at the store, waiting for a bus or somewhere else. But in a casino at a blackjack table, its just not cool.

Why do people think its okay to pick and flick then handle the same cards, money or chips that dealers handle? Is that my tip? A big crusty one? Really?

Use Warm / Hot Water

That reason alone should be enough to make sure you do that in the bathroom where you can wash your hand (with soap) afterwards. Or if you are caught with a meaty one hanging out in public you should always have some tissue, a napkin or something other than your finger to help you out.

And I see one more disrespectful disgusting piece of shit shoot a snot rocket at my table I'm gonna loose it. I know you think it looks cool and you are right it does, if you are in the 5th grade and you get some distance! But you just look like a douche bag. 

True story alert!

We where opening the casino and a man walked over to the self serve coffee bar, began mixing his cup o joe and then proceeded to have an epic sneez-ure™ (Sneez-ure: verb - to sneeze multiple times back to back with out stopping for air, causing an almost seizure like state.) all over the exposed cups, the machine, the straws, the napkins, and the windows. Then when he was finished, yup you guessed it he wiped his face in an upward motion with his bare palm and sat down at an empty covered Blackjack Table like nothing happen. 

You sir were a completely ridiculous rude mother shut yo mouth!

While I'm at it the following are also completely unacceptable at my table (in public too for that matter):

Use Hand Sanitizer Too

• Farting
• Burping nasty smelly garlic burps
• Sneezing w/o covering your mouth
• Picking scabs
• Scratching your dandruffy snowflakes scalp
• Fixing your junk
• Picking your ass
• And coughing all over the place

Have some respect for the person next to you, behind you and in front of you. We don't want to taste what you had for dinner or smell what you scarfed down at lunch. We don't want to bring your SARS, H1N1, or Influenza home to our kids. Do your part to stop out airborne germs, together we can make a difference. Or at least leave the table so I don't have to see you doing it!

Author: Bryan Fulton | Bryan Fulton comes from a family full of casino industry professionals, from casino managers, and dealers to special event planners, and slot host organizers. He has worked at many different styles of casinos from the old world era riverboats of South Carolina to the luxurious mega resorts of fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada! Bryan has years of experience in all the casino table games, he has dealt over a million hands (and counting) of blackjack, roulette, craps and the carnival games. His skills have landed him highly paid jobs in some of the busiest casinos around. Bryan Fulton has been featured on the Travel Channel’s Vegas Dealers II in which he is seen demonstrating various dealing techniques. He has been called upon to train many of the new hires that casinos bring up through the ranks internally. Bryan Fulton has personally coached thousands of customers on effective playing strategies as well as his secret winning strategies.